"Don't you need to go fuck a sheep or your sister or something?"

"I'm coming! You can get off me now!"

"If anyone needs to make a call, I've got a phone!"

Fave scene from Season 1: Ilana and Lincoln making out in his office while a seriously high Abbi is rolling around on the floor trying to escape from Ilana's groping hands. Pure hilarity.

I love this show! And that dick is SOOOO PINK!

At least it's Faye Dunaway, though! She chews so much scenery in that movie that SHE should have paid THEM.

C'mon Scrawls! It's not that terrible! The JEM movie is going to drain your "Disgust-O-Meter" far worse; try to keep your levels up! :-P

I fucking love this! But where is Shoshana and the Mustard Seed Mystery?

Aww Jensen Daggett! She was also in an episode of Melrose Place and she was awfully attractive.

Supergirl is fucking awesome. That movie is so so SO funny! (Unintentionally so… but still)

WE… WE are the Walking Dead!!!

Needs more Tom Bosley.

It's a grow-er, not a show-er.

Friends is already an audio and visual nightmare. This just amps it up 1000x.

I love MBV, but I laughed really hard at this.

Sit Ubu, sit!
WOOF!
Good dog.

It did take so long to bake it!

The People suck. Really? SaturdayfuckingNight Live over Inside Amy Schumer or Key and Peele??? Wake up sheeple!!!

"G'night Booger"
BUUUUUUUURRRRRPP!
[Everyone laughs]

"Crystal Bell!"