Close has gone "on the record" stating that she did this movie for money so she could continue to take on indie roles that don't really pay. But yeah, she could have at least not been so obviously phoning it in.

Anything? Would Tity Boi become a Jehovah's Witness??? Are they allowed to eat Taco Bell???

"Cross promotion, deal mechanics, revenue streams, jargon, synergy"

I had almost all of those too! Along with "Mickey Mouse Disco" and the relatively crappy "The Smurfs All Star Show". I still think the song "Macho Duck" is totally hilarious.

And Return to Oz is fucking glorious in it's bizarre-ness!

Those dragons have JAZZZZZZ HAAAANDSSS!!!!

Whuck?

Oh, I thought he was doing the urban reboot of "Just the Ten of Us" first

Tarantino doing a Barbarella remake would be absolutely amazing.

Jesus Christ, what are you feeding your horses?!

Thanks! It sounds like it's a late Fall/early Winter style album.

Another question is why the hell would Miranda Kerr have anything to do with a pencil dicked little kid like Bieber? Well, I guess she WAS with Orlando Bloom…

Stupid moon! Why are you out? It's daytime! I own you, moon!

Justin Bieber is a piece of shit. the fact that he posted the picture of Kerr afterwards is really fucking low.

I'm so late! Ugh!!!

How is Goldfrapp's Tales of Us? I love their albums but that one was often labeled as boring. But I'm also a completionist so not having the album gives me OCD chills.

Oh my God. I wish I could've done that to people when I waited tables. Wow!

Wendy O. is pretty rockin' too.

Hair on Billy Corgan's head?

Hell yeah an A! What a ridiculously great episode. Nathan Fielder is a genius… he turned that stunt into a work of art. The "This reminds me of the metal in my house" line was hilarious!