Cloaca is one of my favorite words. It's so fun to say!

GYGAX!!!!

Dungeons & Dragons really was the gateway…. to pissing off a lot of mega-Christian parents in the 80's.

I don't think you'll regret it… it's funny, it's sad, and it's the perfect summer read without being disposable.

And who like to drink on the job, amiright???

I'm a year late since it was released in 2013, but Beautiful Ruins was a modern masterpiece! Such a great interweaving of stories and locales. Highly recommended!

Ahhh I loved NBC on Saturdays… mostly because I was a kid and I was watching the shows with my Mom. But they were quality shows: Golden Girls, Empty Nest, and Nurses.

Oh Miss Cindy Crawford. One of the loveliest of lovelies on tv back in the day. Iggy Azalea is NO Cindy Crawford.

Vince Neil, don't go away mad
Vince Neil, just go away

In all seriousness, I heard Oculus was actually pretty good. What did you think?

There's going to be a See No Evil 2?

'Aint this some shit?!?

I hate the term 'Fluffy' so much. UGH!

That's their must see TV because they barely have anything else!

I never recommend it either! A group of my friends and I were hanging out when we watched this right after it came out on DVD and I had talked it up that it was supposed to be one of the 'scariest movies ever made!'. We were all honestly really into the movie but then the twist… ugh… the twist.

I enjoyed the Phantoms film adaptation a lot. But Watchers deserved FAR better.

So did I. And it's what I was hoping this movie was going to be like. Sort of off topic, but did you ever see the 'Intensity' tv movie? Total shit too!!!

"Towelie, you're the worst character ever!"

I'm pretty sure where I'm going when I'm dead they're going to have nothing BUT Pirates of the Caribbean sequels.

Yeah I was hoping the headline would just stop at: Pirates of the Caribbean 5 Won't Come Out.