Wrong. "Return to Oz" is pretty fucking fun. And it was dark enough AND it was for children, primarily.

He's Conservative!

Yeah, today wasn't the day. I mean they're over in the "Fartzenegger" article talking about the decay and decline of the AVClub! Dammit! Today of all days!!!!

If you pause it just right you can see his penis!

Juvenile and funny! Thanks Friday!

What about "Shop 'til you Drop"?

'The Good Girl' is a really good film and Aniston completely holds her own in that movie. Plus, a super young and super snarky Zooey D.

A Hallmark Family Movie

And the requisite Martin Short wedding planner with his pronunciation of cake as 'cock'. Hilarity ensues.

Gay!? Where is this 'gay' you speak of?

"That girl's on fire!"
"Okay, ENOUGH with the hyperbole!"

El Rey and the X-Files!!! That channel is my go to when there is nothing else on cable.

I loved The Last Starfighter… and still do, honestly. And Galligan at least did Waxwork which was a fun film, besides his work with the Gremlins movies. Maybe he was difficult to work with?

Hells YEAH!

Hmph hmph!

Awesome-0… umm… are you a "pleasure" model?

Oh my…. I read that in Lynn Belcher's voice and I loved every moment of it!

SNL Batches, bitches!

Fucking Glomer!!!

Oh Jesus. Perry is the stupidest mofo I have ever heard… "I certainly have the genetics for alcoholism, but I'm not an alcoholic because I can choose not to be" What a dumb fuck.