Sorry to burst your bubble, but I have a 2010 Corvette Grand Sport. Had it for almost 3 years and it's still fucking awesome. What do you drive?

I like that Bender is the only one with a human brain.

Where's the bed for the Grand Sport? Everyone nows that's the best looking Corvette.

I fucking hate bitters :(

From the source article:

Your dog is definitely cute! In a totally different way, though.

That's odd... the adress is [silkroadvb5piz3r.onion]

Everybody knows the only legitimate use for bitcoins is buying drugs on the silk road.

(hopefully people get this reference... but I doubt it)

I don't want to be Buzz Killington and say this guy's theme already exists for jailbroken phones but...

Call me crazy but why do we need Pantone for that? If I have and Adobe Illustrator file with my logo won't it always print the same colors? I also know Pantone sells iPhone cases and markers? Why is this? The company just makes no sense to me, it's like a glorified crayola.

I have never been able to wrap my head around wtf Pantone is/does

I don't know about Google, but Microsoft is, and has been for awhile, extremely undervalued.

Expecting her to pay for the software and bullets? That's like if I raged at my kids, broke a window, and expected my kids to pay for it. Dick move, but I assume he was just caught up in the moment when he said that. Still, if she's like any teenage girl I've ever met she'll have him apologizing to her before the week…

I see this man's point, and ungrateful children are an issue many parents struggle with, but this was an absolutely horrible way to deal with it. The kid's letter was stupid teen angst that most kids will go through at some point. Everyone grows out of it. I can't imagine what the kids at school will say to this girl,…

...What's unfortunate is that this guy looks exactly like me. Good thing I don't live in London. Also, if this had taken place on the DC metro, the fight would be over who gets to steal the phone, not stopping someone from stealing it. Just saying.

Or, you could spend $25,000 and get an endless pool. A little more expensive, but infinitely more classy.

I will never understand people that buy cheap computers. It's something you're going to use everyday, for many hours at a time. You would think that people would make sure they get everything they want, but they just buy the cheapest shit and then complain about how it doesn't work.

I'm sure a certain Ms.Gaga would love a few pairs!

well it's less than a real pocket square