The Dodgers picked the wrong offseason to turn off their “infinity money” cheat code.

Tomorrow’s post-game recap, somewhere:

Self-Assisted Almost-Buzzer-Beater

“If I knew you could pass to yourself, I’d have led the fucking league in assists every season.”

I took that projected lineup/project rotation into the bathroom with me. And I didn’t come out for an hour.

It won’t, and I don’t say that because I have any preternatural cognition. Disney made a substantial investment when purchasing Lucasfilm. They haven’t recouped that money. They chose the people they chose because they wanted a “sure thing” and if it wasn’t right and wasn’t going to be amazing then they would have…

Just my opinion but it appears that the Yankees had a glut of middle infielders and wanted to dump Ryan as part of the deal. I would not be surprised to see Ryan DFA’d by the time the season starts or shortly thereafter.

Is she ever going to hike him the ball? Wtf is going on.

Yep. I had my moment. Time to crawl back into my hole.

(Disclosure: I am a Rockies fan)

“I have to wear what?”

Oh man, way back when my parents thought they were hip and bought a DVD player and signed up for Netflix. Unfortunately they didn’t really know anything about movies, or DVD players. I was home from college when they got their first movie in the mail “The Notebook” and my dad try to get it to play. But instead of the…

You know for sure it’s an evolution, because no part of this design is intelligent.

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the dark *tenor

ah, fuck

I know former Marlin Michael Morse was ecstatic over this news. He Tweeted: ‘..—...-. .-..—-..-. !’

probably because of that big fuckin black shape in front of his face