In other news, Kanye West wants to be called Noah A. McGee.

Imagine being such an asshole that you need to a mod to remove a choice for you and only you that you weren’t going to make anyway just to make yourself feel better. 

I miss GLOW. Its cruel early cancellation hurt me so much that it numbed me to every cruel early cancellation that Netflix has dished out since.

eeeeeehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...we’ll see, I guess?

Your type seems to be ‘guys who could help you move a dining table’

It’s especially impressive that no one can remember the main character’s name since it’s spoken about every ten seconds, mostly with weird accents.

It tends to oscillate.

Unless...he was the one insisting on not inviting her all along! [Slow zoom, cue music, menacing eyes revealed. Rachel looks shocked. I said “shocked” not “consternated!” Ugh, CUT!]

and this isn’t some kind of skin-of-its-teeth thing either (like when Scream took over for one week)

I am definitely there for these alliterations.

Money.

Don't worry, folks. There's a good chance Barsanti's take on this is just as wrong as his take on, well, everything.

Just a reminder that an estimated 14,000 people have died of flu this season

So, who wants to take guesses on how terrible Diablo 4 will turn out?

Obviously other things earn the “despicable” label, how else would you describe the pronoun trouble involved in duping a hunter to shoot a duck even though it’s clearly rabbit season?

One of the side effects of being on the autism spectrum is that it takes . . . a lot to trigger my uncanny valley response (to date, the only reason I even know what the uncanny valley response feels like is a movie called White Chicks).

All I know is that I’m enjoying the hell out of it so far, and as long as it keeps that up, it’s a success.

wait...those coffee and cigarette ads... ... ...Is that Zee Captain?