Also my brother worked at a Panera Bread in high school. Other than the soup coming out of a bag and the food being kind of weird, he disliked cleaning the bathrooms a lot, because apparently the valued customers had a grotesque sense of humor about what the food was doing to their intestines. My favorite story was…

Yeah totally. I live in an area of the country that takes murdering cows very seriously. We have two Five Guys here, and I think the last time I ate at one was…four years ago? Why would I eat their tasty, tasty dead cow when I can go get better tasty dead cow at a place that is unique enough to put their own fucking…

I'm glad everyone has brought up In N Out and Five Guys. They're so much better than those bizarre "We put a bunch of random cultural vernacular objects on our walls" restaurants like Chilis, Applebees, Fridays, etc. They aren't horrible and they aren't trying to trick you into eating something that is an overly…