You’re just ignorant.

You know nothing about the chemistry of bagels. It’s the water!

I know this is a lot easier for them than making an entirely new character, but I really would’ve love a real moveset and proper character model for Cuphead. But no, there’s only so much room for fifty new Fire Emblem characters.

Dark meat chicken sandwiches make me want to vomit. The texture is just totally different and so... wet. It’s like in my youth when I’d bite into a chicken McNugget only to get the Russian Roulette loss of a dark meat one with its stringy insides and gray color. I once got a Fuku chicken sandwich, not knowing it was…

The majority of people that I know from Long Island are racist.

The headline will be “NYC isn’t doing enough to stop Black youths from illegally flooding the streets.”

So the movie made heroes of these awful people and now they’re going to get a platform to be even more awful by saying how much worse it was for them in reality? Okay great, just checking.

Nah, fuck this pizza.

“Well written?”

I was a massive Nintendo fan even at 8 or 9, so I was pretty adamantly against getting a Playstation, even though my older brother swore by it. My best friend ended up getting one and had so many bootlegged games, but I wasn’t won over. Something about it was just wrong to me. Until I saw a commercial for Final…

It’s not even remotely small. It has pretty much every indie game in existence on top of like 4-5 first party titles per year.

This is a load of bullshit. I literally cannot stop buying games on the Switch – the point where my backlog is insurmountable.

Speak for yourself. That’s not how MY professional environment works.

I appreciate the mental gymnastics bloggers are doing to convince themselves that this show is “bad, actually.”

“The show isn’t about racism.”

Legally, sponsored content has to be transparent. This isn’t sponsored.

You’re an actual moron.

You literally have no idea what you’re talking about. Games shouldn’t even cost $60 at this point, they should cost more with their development costs. You don’t have to like all games, but your arbitrary metric is bullshit. I don’t WANT a game that’s 500+ hours. You’re just fucking cheap.

500 hours of grinding, I assume

I agree in part. Although I really like this game, it isn’t an actual Metroidvania where each part of the world is a piece of a greater whole. In Metroid, you happen upon places you can’t yet traverse, mentally noting that you will need to come back, or even just stumbling upon it again once you have the upgrade.…