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He was too Zwolle brah.

Finally a legitimate 9/11 inside job.

Alright, take it, take yer damn star and just go. The money is on the nightstand.

I heard the opening line was -1400 or something insane.

+1

Instant kagels.

That’s a massive amount of fucking.

Next week you just might!

That was the best fucking “Shut up Mark Jackson” moment of the playoffs so far.

Rhianna hasn’t seen a beating that over the top since Chris Brown.

I like how everyone is “Shocked! Shocked I tell you!” to find out that Serbia is racist as HELL. Do a quick recap of the 90s.

BAH GAWD KING! SHE IS BEATING HIM LIKE A GUBBMINT MULE! STOP THE MATCH! STOP THE DAMN MATCH!

He wants his funeral pyre to be the rest of us.

I really love seeing more articles like this on Kotaku. It gives a great look at the effort and time that goes into these games but also adds a great personal aspect as to how and why certain decisions are made. Please keep this sort of thing coming.

Well then, I didn’t know Peter Thiel was an EVE player.

Odd, usually you’d expect Barney to be stuck in the kid.

Did someone say...Scorpio?