Yes. I’m not outraged, but I do think it’s hackneyed, old ground that football players have tilled already. Find another shallow stunt.  I am an old person though, and the players probably have their marching orders to rescue Tom Dundon’s ‘investment’.

I’d be the last guy in the world to defend Don Cherry but if you don’t think he’s gone off on goal celebrations he finds offensive you just must not have watched him for very long. 

I feel like there can be a middle ground here. You can feel like Cherry and the old guard and all their “respect the game” stuff is obnoxious and terrible while thinking that the new hockey media’s desperation to make everything a fucking meme is exhausting. It’s “Please Like My Sport” for the Internet Age and these…

You think Don Cherry would wear something that has only two colours and no patterns?

It’s just like the beginning of Good Will Hunting, except none of them are geniuses and it’s entirely their fault. 

Shut the fuck up.