So... that’s my car. Sold it about two years ago. I daily drove it for about two years prior to that, but didn’t have anywhere to store it when I went to a newer car.

Because these cars, and all cars of this ilk, are giant pieces of shit.

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I bet these are parking lights - that can be turned on a single side of the vehicle or the other, depending on which side of the road you find yourself stranded (turning on the side that’s facing the road).

Man, say what you want but Boomers know how to party like there’s no tomorrow

SO many future dental hygienists.

I'm guessing he replaced the blow with some blackjack. 

That is the UAWs role now.

Front looks pretty cool and I like it!

I mean if I was retired owned a 2 post lift, the entire contents of a Snap On truck, 50 years of mechanical knowledge (and not the shitty Scotty Kilmer kind) and truly hated the sight of my spouse or family then yeah I could totally see this in my garage.

Did my part to keep used vehicle demand high this weekend.

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Probably:

Two, so far.

I emailed David about Fieros Forever being underwater the very day they were flooded, figured it would be right up his alley for coverage. I thought he might even drive up to get his own pics and interviews.  But he only posted one quick, limp dick article about it. I guess he’d rather bore us to death with played out…

*pulls out the old Kyosho Outrage ST-II*

His dad, Lee, however...

Just like underwear!

Keeping this car on schedule is great news for the Hawaiian shirt, jorts, and dad shoes (New Balance) industries.

War of opinions, FIGHT.