The rock was probably texting and wasn’t paying attention to the cars and deserved to get driven over.  

Dumb schist.

Sedimentary, my dear Watson. 

Taking all that SUV size for granite. Drivers must have rocks for brains.

I think you could actually make money with this SRT4.

I’ve seen the video. You’re right not to ask. 

A tomato soup orange re-paint, aftermarket wheels, not much info in the ad, being sold by a questionable dealer and a high price. Hmmm, sounds like a CP to me.

I can definitely find a much more cost effective way to kill myself, thanks.

They deserve every bit of it and more.

Have you met the quarterback?

You missed the point. That one replay cost Oklahoma the game and maybe season, NOT giving up 48 points to Kansas State.

Rustango.

The Sporting News did a long writeup about the Naked Gun baseball game last year:

“Don’t you...for-get about me...”

“Dear Penthouse Forum, I never thought something like this would happen to me, because I am a dog."

They did not infact complete the service they billed the customer for, ie committed fraud. A tire rotation includeds all aspects of the job, and the facts are that was not done unless all aspects were completed. Which includes placing the wheel and tire on the alternate side or axle IN FULL, a partial job is not…

If anyone is interested in seeing some secret videos of me in my kitchen eating corn, talking about corn and talking to corn, I've uploaded them to corn hub. Check them out before they get taken down.

I was only on the site to to figure out how to stay away from the site. 

All I found in the old abandoned Michigan barn was a lousy skeleton with some cuff links that said “Jimmy” on them.

They were also cheating because the running back is 33 years old and also Marshawn Lynch.