in order to comply with a “blight ordinance”

McCracken: “Dunlop, you suck cock!”

You need a visit

What’s up with this?

Shelter dogs are the best. This is Moose. He says hello!

It’s a dealer-offered car so it’s unlikely to have sawdust in the slushbox

I’d be in some trouble if I bought a truck, but probably in a lot more trouble with an ovary purchase.

What’s up, Hugh!

I don’t have a question, but here’s a picture of my dog, Bear, hanging out in the snow.

I really, really want a ‘67-’72 Chevrolet C-10 shortbed pickup. But man, they are getting out of control price-wise. Should I suck it up and buy one or just keep on dreaming until they cost more than my first house and I’ll never get one?

Impressive that one of these shitboxes made it 27 years. But 4 grand for a Geo?

Will they have four wheels, or one giant one in the middle?

All good. In fact I’ve seen two in captivity around the west burbs of Chicago.

Paint it brown and it would be a Jalop slam dunk.

*hangry

That interior

Took drivers ed through my high school. Dodge Omni (or Horizon or whatever the hell it was.) Stick shift. On the final test day everyone pussied out and wouldn’t drive it. Since there was no line and I had to get to work afterwards I took it. The instructor was surprised at how well I did. Helped to work on a farm…

Have you seen the age of most Corvette owners? Most of those cars never go near a track. They spend most of their lives in a garage, driven on the sunny weekends. Low mileage usually means garage queen.