and there’s a strange shake in the steering wheel that I’m not sure I’m going to want to deal with for 700 miles.

I’ve had a few of these as rental cars and they are pure shit. That dog is doing the owner a favor.

If you owned a Vette you’d still have those jorts. They are an essential part of the Corvette Lifestyle™.

Ah, that dash...

So if I want something as simple as all-season tires I have to add 2 grand worth of electronic nanny stuff?

CP based on the crappy pictures. No engine shot? Interior shot through the windshield? Do they even own this car?

My dad had one of the early 1995's. Dark cherry metallic with a beige interior. A few interesting things about it: without the “Autobahn” package its top speed was only 107 mph (so I hear, anyways.) Also, the rear glass caused distortion in the rearview mirror so cars looked like they were squashed (fixed the…

Trying to look like this guy isn’t the best move:

The perfect winter beater! If you hit a snowbank and dent it, who cares? Kind of the same attitude I had with an ‘88 Accord a few years back. NP for me.

Pay for the whole seat, but you’ll only need THE EDGE! 

Is a shitbox with half of the box cut off still a shitbox?

My dad had one of these-dark red with a gray interior. Bill Blass Edition. That’s all I have to say about that.

That’s like being the best ice skater in Ecuador.

What in the hell is a “bolt-off” restoration? I’ve heard of frame-off and rotisserie restorations, but not this.

So instead of throwing my package on the front porch they can now launch it across my living room? Fuckin. A.

5,000 years from now someone will do a dig around the house I grew up in and find that Hot Wheels car I lost.

I owned an ‘89 Grand Am SE. The Quad4 engine blew a head gasket and melted down at 48000 miles. If fried three “brains” computers, and the radio would cut out if you bumped the e-brake handle. Oh, and the “dual” exhaust wasn’t really. The left pipe branched off of the main muffler to the other side. In other words,…

I guess I’m old because I remember him more for driving the Melling cars than anything else.

I’m seeing commercials for home equity loans again. Didn’t anyone learn from the last go-around?

Apparently you glossed over this part: