You can’t spell simple battery and criminal trespass without S.E.C.  

Wow, this takes me back. My dad had an’84 GT hatchback in red. I loved that car. 5 speed and that color make this an automatic NP for me. I forgot about that damn back bumper though. Took a ton of Armor All back in the day to make it look good.

Fix the gottdamned dent before you put it up for sale. Oh, and a massive CP on this turd.

Here’s an idea for the Lions: HOW ABOUT WINNING A FUCKING PLAYOFF GAME.

Damn, how many velours were killed to make that?

A very reluctant CP for me on this one. It’s a rarity to see one that isn’t clapped out. Maybe a grand or so cheaper gets me to change my mind.

I hope they fixed the fucking U-Connect on this one.

Matt Millen’s ‘02-’03-’04-’05-’06 drafts might give the Browns a run for their money.

Bonus points for the open sunroof on the Eldo.

I was glad to see Kooooch! get an ace today, high five everyone, sign the ball and give it to a kid. Class act and my new favorite golfer.

It Runs Great Needs Head Gasket

Too bad “Boaty McBoatface” is already taken because I think this would be a kickass Boaty McBoatface.

There’s always the next game!

From his ad you’d think he was listing a Porsche 959.

Seats aren’t in horrible shape for such an old car. NP for this pimpmobile!

“You will get more looks in this Bronco compared to any Lamborghini or Ferrari.”

I’ve never understood “tribute” cars. I’m going to start calling my fake Rolex a tribute Rolex.

Ouch!

Beer tap door handles. Ah, the 80's...