“The Double Douche”

Needs some speed boosters like on the old Hot Wheels tracks:

I had my RAV4 in the dealership for warranty work (something with the rear suspension.) While waiting for it the service advisor brings me my cabin air filter (which I didn’t even know I had one) and suggested I replace it. I asked how much, and he said the part was $25 and another $70 in labor. I told him no thanks.…

You should see the sweet Camaro he pulled up in.

Gotta jiggle the handle on the toilet.

Still looks better than Wrigley.

Brady must have recently watched “Knocked Up” and wanted to show off the “dice roll.”

“PUT THAT IN YOUR FUCKIN’ REPORT YOU LITTLE FUCKIN’ PIP SQUEAK!”

90’s North Carolina. I moved there from Michigan and had a leased car at the time. In order to register it in NC, they needed the title. I told them GMAC held the title since it was a lease. They still needed the title and told me to have them fax it. I asked them their fax number, and the woman told me they didn’t…

FIRE MILLEN!

Looking forward to the Nick Saban Signature Limited Edition.

BMW 330i ZHP. Great little car.

The Jags have all the luck of the navigator of the Titanic.

Poor bastards on the bench will have to endure Hawk Harrelson just like the rest of us.

This picture is Conan O’Brien approved.

Is this a picture from the Instagram of Rahm’s proctologist?

A Buehrle/Verlander game was always great to watch. 2 hours and change and it was over.