"She'd look good in Honlulu blue..."

She's got game

Who's the chick?

Damn, Guillermo from the Jimmy Kimmel show gets all the good interviews.

That is one Snell of a description of Alford.

The answer is Wayne Motherfuckin' Fontes

We've got highlights...

+1

Next time test them on I-94 in Michigan. That road has to be as bad if not worse than the surface of Mars.

Broadcasting 101: If you're wearing a mic, always assume it's hot.

Yeah, I was pissed when Barry Sanders retired early, too. But that's a long time to hold a grudge.

"The only time I talk to a woman when I'm naked is when she's on top of me or I'm on top of her."

The best part is the pizza was delivered by Maurice Clarett.

I guess Buckeyes can actually count to two afterall.

FIRE MILLEN!!!!!

Only assholes use 5D MarkIII's

Keep the mascot. Change name to the Oilers. Problem solved.