I’m sure by now somebody has told him, but what are the odds that Trump knew Puerto Rico was part of the US a month ago?

That you just threw out that you made a conscious decision to go to Hooters like it is no big deal is what frightens me the most about your comment.

I grew up with a girl that was into horse-back riding and her favorite candy now is percocet.

Any picture either with a horse or riding a horse on a dating profile is an automatic left swift for me. And there are way more than I would have thought.

Yes it would INFINITY.

The horse handled it with equinimity, one would say.

Does no one have Potbelly’s? No doubt Jersey Mike’s is the best cold sandwich joint, although last time I was there I was alarmed by how many hot sandwiches are on the board these days, but it’s gotta be Potbelly for best overall.

Concur. Jersey Mike’s is pretty much the best chain sub place (not counting Wawa, which is more than subs, or Firehouse, which I haven’t tried enough times to judge). And there are several Jersey Mike’s stores in Maryland — mostly in the DC suburbs and exurbs, though.

Do all the things.

Something is not “the best” because it’s better than the two worst examples possible.

Our next president.

Special guest column by Mike Pence!

My condiments to Dublin, who must relish this victory, but Mayo just can’t cut the mustard, even though they had a chance to ketchup.

Is going to a live sporting event really like watching porn or did you just want to start a conversation about watching porn?

The younger Watt’s electrifying play is not really all that shocking.

Emphasis on “dark.”

Side note: ‘Federal G’ is my new gangster rap name.

And they make you happy. Totally not talking about me right now.

Goddamn, Trevor.

My wife just served me "divorce duck." I don't know what was in it but she said it was best served cold.