I don't see a bar or a king sized bed or a two car garage. It's ok, not as good as my house.

As a Pirates fan, I have to say I can relate to the Vikings. Since the year I was born, either the Pirates are huge fucking losers or they find ways to lose in the playoffs in the worst fucking way possible. Go 98-64 and can't even win the fucking division. Seriously fuck Neal Huntington, he's a fucking shit general…

Who gives a shit? The Pittsburgh Pirates fucking sucked shit tonight and you guys are too busy raging on some kid for pulling some shit overseas like it fucking matters at all.

Yeah, but it’s been 36 years since Merica beat the 1980 Soviet hockey team in the Olympics! So fail on your part.

With that kind of money, I'd pay off my wife's student loans and buy a new pickup. So no, if I had that kind of money, I would do something useful with it.

“We have never won the NFC North.”

That's it! I'm hooking up with my first girlfriend.

Please be Jake Arrieta.

The Marcus Alan jersey makes this the best WYTS of 2016.

Iowa State College: the high school after high school.

Tampa Bay won the Super Bowl...

I disagree, I suggest more underwater cameras.

I know a guy who had that same moment of clarity with his dad in 1991 when it came to their favorite team. Last home game of the season, they walked out of the stadium after a loss to the Lions. They were pissed, they had season tickets since the mid 50's and decided they had enough of a team that had four winning…

Fuck. Why couldn't they be this bad last year? The Pirates got fucked.

Not real football until the games count. Still a month away.

I wish the women I worked with were good looking enough to be in Playboy. Oh well. Less attractive ladies are easier and really, pussy is pussy.

Packers-Steelers sucked balls. So did all of the ones the Patriots won.

As a Pirates fan, I say fuck you Marlins. Fucking losers.

I am so fucking pissed off at the fucking retarded assholes running the Pirates. Took a 98 win team and turned them in to shit in one fucking year. I get trading Melancon because he was pretty much gone anyways and they got good value for him. They got Nova for nothing and they swapped Niese for Bastardo. All fine.

Huntington is a fucking moron,