And the Penguins still couldn't win. Typical Pittsburgh crap. Pittsburgh just can't win in the playoffs this decade irregardless of the team.

Do you have any idea how men's bodies work?

As a Pirates fan of 28 years who saw the Pirates lose two straight NLCS to the “Fucking God Damned Atlanta Braves”, the Barves being terrible is just so nice. Hopefully in a few years the Cardinals and Giants will join them. And maybe again the Cubs will too.

SMU football was shut down in the 80's because kids took payments. PSU covers up sexual abuse of children and their football program continues like nothing happened.

Pitt and Temple.

Yep. Dipshit is more worried about how the Penguins do than he is about the 7-2 loss against the Cubs. First overall pick. Meanwhile Arrieta was a 5th round pick. Tells you everything you need to know about why the Pirates haven't won a division since 1992.

Mine was just a night out in the local area. Went up north to a small town to have 40 ounce prime ribs. Then went to the casino and saw a rock band for free. Then went to the local strip club and got about five or six free lap dances. Total cost for me $40.

I wanna any bachelor party in Vegas I'd be running like the one in Wolf of Wall Street. Lots of Coke and hookers and then the plane will land in Vegas.

The concept is interesting. But completely fucked up.

I guess choking Harper took it all out of him...

Hopefully he'll be in National Treasure 3 with Nicholas Cage and John Voight.

You’ll be happy to know that next Sunday will feature the Yankees and Red Sox for a change. And Sunday Night Baseball will feature a team from New York, Chicago, Los Angeles or Boston every Sunday through May 29 and likely through June 26th. On July 3rd we get a break with the Marlins and Braves on Sunday Night…

I heard its corked.

Same reason me and others are suspicious about Jake Arreita. One year he’s Charlie Morton, two years later he's Bob Gibson.

I can't want until he blows out his elbow.

Make the class of 2018 great again!

Hasn't lost a start since his last no hitter? Um. Hmmm. http://www.baseball-reference.com/boxes/NYN/NYN2…

I always thought that Vader thought Luke was raised by Obi-Wan from birth and trained by him as he was growing up. Vader has no idea if Yoda even survived the purge or if Luke ever met him.

Not about fat shaming. More about the guy being paid millions to be a pro-athlete. He should be able to afford to be in good shape.

I was one of those weird kids who played kickball before baseball as a kid. My first time playing the infield, I threw the ball at a base runner figuring I'd get an out. Nope. But yeah, I think kickball rules would make baseball more fun.