I'm getting married Saturday. I will live blog that upcoming disaster.

My cousin Ryan and I went to our cousin Kim’s wedding. We ate, talked to a few other cousins and left. We mostly didn’t care because the whole thing was a joke and she had no business marrying that creep (she was 19, he was 37). And we wore jean shorts and t-shirts, and we were both sweaty after playing basketball.…

I loved the post game interviews where both said they were like brothers fighting. I have a brother too. We have argued and gotten upset at each other, but we haven’t physically fought each other since before he was in high school which was 1990. I started high school four years later.

Yanking a urinal off the wall, figured it'd be a Yankees fan.

But... This video:

Bigger story this game was that the Succos walked ten times and couldn't score a fucking run. The Pirates might as well start making their golf plans for October 8th. 36 straight seasons down the toilet.

This jack ass pope has told us that it’s “un-Christian” to make weapons. Of course, it’s perfectly Christian for this guy to have a bunch of guards protecting him with said weapons.

You sound like me in 2007 when it concerned the Pittsburgh Pirates. Glad they got out of the wilderness eventually. Have fun watching the Browns have 21 straight losing seasons.

This is why I don't use public bathrooms. I just hold it until I get home.

Looks like someone isn't happy that the umpires aren't given him strikeouts. What a bitch.

Yeah, that's Elways job.

Even with replay the umpiring sucks? Big surprise.

Such a firm history of both bring true, but I have to think that the Browns being bumbling fucks being much more likely in this case.

Ever hear of Johnny Bench? He was better.

Except I never felt bad for the Cardinals. In the early 90’s I felt bad for the Patriots. Especially when they went 1-15 and the last game of the season was mostly Giants fans and everyone thought they were moving away. The whole organization was a disaster. Then along came Bob Kraft and Bill Parcels and that all…

Ties and no playoffs. Why do they even do it?

Keystone Light? So they did the people they took it from a favor.

I like the story about the excessively flirty waitress. All those years of being single and not one single waitress did anything like that for me. Being ugly sucks sometimes.

Joe Maddon is a worthless fucking piece of shit. He can go fuck himself.

Only third time since 1985 that someone made a worse first round pick than the Pirates.