Christ, The Donald has some shitty aesthetic genes. Poor Tiffany. Look at her mother!

Maybe instead of giving the Tin Man a heart, under Trump’s rule, he’ll inadvertently give the Democrats a spine.

Lewandowski called volunteer efforts by previous presidents “platitudes,” adding, “Donald Trump wants to bring jobs back so we don’t have soup kitchens.

prediction: he will go on a record-low number of international trips, instead inviting foreign dignitaries to do state visits here (and stay at his hotel).

Every time I see his face, I’m reminded of the way he spoke to Van Jones on Election Night and wonder why Van didn’t punch this guy in the face. And then I remember he’s a gentleman and a much better person than I ever am.

Currently imagining Michael Scott in Times Square.

If they’re not racist, they voted for a racist, and that makes them racist. Fuck those people. It’s like trying to convince a toddler Barney is just a guy in a costume. They won’t hear it because they don’t want to hear it.

This guy’s a full blown narcissist. And he’s our president. We. Are. Fucked.

It’s going to be a long 4 to 8 years.

How long until she headlines a UFC Paper-View?

Dave Lozo is my hero.

Chaffetz seems particularly mad about a series of sarcastic Twitter posts the OGE’s official account sent to Trump in November, mock-congratulating him for deciding to divest himself from his businesses

The husband and I watched this the other night. So many little bits (all of them, let’s face it) were unexpectedly emotional given their recent deaths. I thought the doc was great though. It felt very REAL, the opposite of how a lot of cameras into famous people’s lives ends up being. (Looking at you, Kardashians). It…

Anthony Weiner not being dead in a ditch or renditioned to a black site in Yemen is proof that Hillary ain’t killed nobody.

Counterpoint:

After reading about him, I’d vote for him. Most importantly he’s sane and sounds quite intelligent. He also issued illegal same sex marriage licenses which could have been career ending. One of the things that concerns me about him is his uncanny resemblance to Patrick Bateman.

Fun fact: Tom Morello was in Star Trek and Iron Man.

Fun Fact: Tom Morello frequently plays in Bruce’s concerts now.

In a perfect world Alec Baldwin would attend.