This is an incoherent turd-y mess of a car.

Totally don’t care. Totally don’t care so hard.

I’m pettier than this. When approached about these “opportunities” from old friends, the feelings of betrayal very quickly smother any lingering loyalty I have for these people. Then I just want to troll them. So I’ll waste their time by setting up a bunch of appointments and then flaking.

I hate when I’m forced onto a track due to high differential and trans temperatures.

I’ve always felt that this car looks like a giant PT Cruiser. 

I’ll let everybody else debate who’s at fault for what here. What’s not up for debate is the hideous spoiler ruining the S2000 at 2:31.

The last time I had a microwave burrito was over a decade ago. If they disappeared today, I would be inconsolably distraught.

At the age of thirteen, I learned to drive stick in an older friend’s G20. In fact, in a series of totally-illegal, trial-by-fire lessons on occupied public roads, I learned to drive period in that G20. It promptly became one of my favorite cars ever. So, based on unassailable evidence, your statement is patently…

What is this..? A center for ants?!

No, working at McDonald’s or driving for Uber is not putting in the work. Nor is it hustling. Both of those things are intended to be temporary sources of absolute minimum income while you do put in the work elsewhere. Yeah, that means learning something that makes you worth more pay. It means possibly being buried in…

Excellent point about nobody being required to do anything. Nobody is required to sleep in a 7-Eleven parking lot. Nobody is required to work more than they want. Nobody is required to go through what anybody else has gone through.

So let’s get this straight...

Uber has always billed their service as a way for people to make extra cash. A side hustle. Weekend money. The fact that some people opt to try to turn that into a full-time job is nobody’s problem but their own.

I don’t know what’s worse: the near-daily sob stories of some underqualified fools who expect anything less than a “minimum” lifestyle while working a lower-than-entry-level job, or the pathetic excuses for “journalism” implying that the companies paying the underqualified fools are somehow treating said fools…

YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE MAKE YOUR TIME.

“Now grow up.”

Always been told that there’s good money in doing this, but never quite knew how much we’re really talking about. For those that have done it, how much of a profit is really in it? And how far into the aggressive-quick-Craigslist-sale price range can you get before it really starts eating into your upside potential?…

I own this exact watch, which is more specifically the Gran Turismo XL Chrono. I bought mine back in 2008 or 2009, when it was still relatively new. While it’s a beautiful watch, I’ve gotta say that I’m sorely disappointed in the overall quality of it. For starters, the reserve never held close to its stated two day…

Calling it now: Hillary was also sending dong shots to a 15-year-old.

That’s a Yaris.