Flipping the car and being bailed out repeatedly by a giant crane is a display of driving capability? Maybe in Mario Kart.

This looks... Kinda dumb.

One evening, I was driving into a McDonald’s parking lot. The lot was empty, and the store’s lights were off when it was clearly normal business hours. I was so distracted/distraught/disappointed/dismayed/dis-whatever that I ran over a curb and destroyed a rim, tire, and lower control arm. After being towed home, I…

What even is happening right now?

BRO F THAT THEY’RE TOTALLY COPYING I’M IN LOVE WITH CHRIS HARRIS I’M NOT GAY WHAT BACKSPACE STUPID KEYBOARD OMG!!!!

Recap for all those who don’t want to watch (or can’t): these guys are annoying, not-at-all-funny, blatant copycats of the Top Gea--err, The Grand Tour gang. Don’t bother watching, as their lack of personality and driving skill makes the video mostly pointless. Yes, it’s my first time watching a video done by this…

Worst decision... Back in 2004, while eating Honey Bunches of Oats for nearly every meal to save money while paying my way through college, I decided to buy a “project car” 1980 Datsun 280ZX off a coworker. It was his dad’s old car, and they were planning on giving it to charity for a tax deduction. I offered $500 for…

Wish I could have contributed to this project. Just a few months back, I THREW AWAY a set of 18" Racing Hart C3s with tires that I once had on this very car (mine was a 2002 1.8T, which I believe was even more unreliable, per vxvortex at the time). I’d find them in the back of my garage every couple years, list them…

My very first car was a 1990 Benz 190E that my mother had to get plucked out of the ocean (she was up near Pismo Beach, CA, and saw a bunch of cars driving around on the beach. She figured her pretty new Benz could obviously do that too. It couldn’t. And it was low tide. But not for long.). Don’t know if all the…

I used to think I was HOT SHIT playing at the UCLA arcade back in the day (don’t remember which stage). I used a yellow FD3S to show how awesome I was.

That’s actually what I came here to post. Jesus, this is way better than any combo I came up with on the configurator. Also, my entire Gran Turismo 5 garage is painted in various Matte or “GT-Military-” colors. Those that aren’t allowed to be painted were immediately sold. Ain’t nobody got time for that.

On top of the striking, aggressive, hardcore design that came with every Corolla in 2005...

Fujifilm X-T10.

Fujifilm X-T10.

I don’t see how this is “very much” like the prototype in any way. It's a hideous turd.

I always suspected I was a fool.

Why the fuck did I actually continue reading all of this?

This is a turd.

In Glendale, California, where I grew up, this ugly thing would be the [salvaged] dream car for every bro ever.

While you can run in cross-trainers, it’s generally not recommended — especially for the types of people who don’t know the difference between a running shoe and a cross-trainer.

While you can run in cross-trainers, it’s generally not recommended — especially for the types of people who don’t…

Why was his head under the car? I’ve had a car I was working on collapse and crush my hand, but why would a head be anywhere under any part of the vehicle?