Also, Gnash wants to point out that the Phoenix Gorilla needed to be helped off the court that one time whereas Carlton the Polar Bear danced through the crowd on a sprained hind leg for hours.

You wouldn’t really expect to see a big cat blowing a dog whistle.

“Hockey isn’t your thing.”

Shut up Drake.

Pictured: Gar Foreman.

I’m so happy for John Cusack

But it literally happened. She could have shaken his hand, she could have just touched a shoulder, but she embraced him. Trying to read into the quality of the embrace or what expressions on her face indicate whatever feelings she had is, to me, pointless.

I’m not sure if this is earnest or not, but I feel like this is pretty dumb. Who knows what was possibly going through her mind? Who knows how she feels about Bush? Basing conjecture on a two second snippet from a public event just seems unnecessary to me. What is even the point of this post?