Well played. I'll just assume you have no interest in addressing the obvious counterpoints raised to your other iterations.

How many times are you going to post the same comment? Or is that information part of the Colonel's secret recipe?

And if these folks just opened a chicken joint without the hip-hop bit, then maybe there wouldn't be a story here. But the hip-hop theme is what sets this story apart, and makes your analogy nonsense.

Does this guy actually think KFC is a hip-hop themed fried chicken restaurant? I can't tell.

Oh Jesus. Get a load of this guy.

Why do Tina Fey and Amy Poehler both play characters who end up having children? Probably because (1) they're both writers and (2) they both have had children since their respective series began. That's how writers write. I appreciate that this is an important discussion to have, but I think this is an important…