Hulk Hogan? 

Anyone come across something similar for someone who’s on a low-fiber diet (Crohn’s sufferer here)?

what in the actual fuck?

This dude. He hung around the Loop when I worked at the Pageant. Lets just say at least he was smart enough not to get in the middle of us bouncing people out of there.

Sorry if that's a little inside baseball but people from St. Louis will know what I'm talking about.