“Fuck you Nazi punk.”

Abolish an agency that enforces the countries’ laws to keep the citizens safe. makes perfect sense.

But high schools often care about your middle school, and middle schools care about the elementary school, and elementary schools care about your pre-school. So in the end, as things stand right now, it really does matter what pre-school your kid gets in.

In NYC there are rigorous admission exams for kindergarten, my guy.

Because NYC sucks and is extremely overpopulated.

Why are we expecting the parents of kids who will likely lose out in this zero sum game to take that news graciously?

Perfect choice to run FIFA, then.

@Morning Gloria: Okay, I'm going to turn my computer off an re-engage this crazy, beekeeping culture of ours.