#triggereedddddddddd

#triggered

You picked the Hip? They’re off-limits for at least a decade. (looks at calendar) Speaking of which, you could have gone with Nickelback for being objectively worse than Gord’s cancer (actually I’m researching how Kroeger is responsible for that tumor), or even Alanis for ruining every American’s understanding of…

Canada isn’t worried, they burned the White House down once already and are fully prepared to mount a full on attack using only slapshots and maple syrup sticky traps should they need to.