Ha! “Driving”

Being a Race Car Diver! Also known as disappointing your parents

HA! The military spec version maybe! Overpriced Mercedes prices and parts make an SUV a pretty lawn ornament. $100,000+ is waaay too much for a 50 year old car with ye-olde ride quality.

“Reliable”

“Our troop positions? We have the best troop positions let me tell ya, we got troops overlooking the valley here- gorgeous valley, would be great as a hotel- not nearly as great as Mar A Lago but gorgeous” 

STOP MAKING ME SAD

Get yourself a Suzuki Sidekick!

Probably some guy named Rick after his 2 hour lunch, after which he went on a 3 hour break.

Near my college campus we call a particular Jack in the Box “Stab in the Box” as every time you go in there you feel like you’re going to get stabbed.

idk man we have to wait for Trump to give the Definitive Take (TM)

BUT THE DEMOCRAPS

Who?

Woah really? Got any stories from his past?

Man idk, AI has the potential to get pretty advanced. There could be a breakthrough with scanning tech too. This just seems like a reach when they say “never”

Global Warming checklist:

Yeah but it doesn’t sound as good as “when Hell freezes over”

Yeah the article is a bit misleading. Disruption in global currents will cause extreme weather of multiple varieties, including unusually cold temperatures in areas no longer receiving steady warm currents. (Although this is still hypothesis of a worst-case scenario, aspects of it are coming true)

Ah yes the classic switch to the blue “Make America Bad Again” hat. those tricksy liberals!

HURR DURR VIRTUE SIGNALING

Good ol’ vintage slurs. Don’t make em like they used to!