Like you said, you’re not American.

When he (in kayfabe) bought Monday Night Raw from Vince McMahon, he (again, in kayfabe) sold it back like two weeks later when (in reality!!!) the company’s stock tanked because of it and he was gone again. Yet again, the real world could learn a lot from pro wrestling.

It will be a battle between him hating his life and having an ego too big to admit it. Should be exciting! Too bad we’re stuck in the middle of that... :-/

On the way back from my honeymoon (Turks and Caicos) we were waiting for our flight. I went into the bathroom and sat down on the stall to take a really large hangover-fueled shit. In the stall next to me I hear this little kid’s voice “Dad...I’m done...” then there’s a really long pause and the kid says meekly “I…

Some quality stuff there, sure. But I don’t think anything will ever top this (probably apocryphal) Best Of Craigslist story. I die laughing every time I read this:

“The horse of the year is out already!?!”

Can you add Rent-a-Car to your name please?

“[weeps]” “[climaxes]”

(FTFY)

As always, getting mad at Steve Smith only makes him stronger.

“Fuck that kid.”

Paterno probably could have avoided the injury had he not been too busy looking the other way.

[rhythmic clapping sound]

See, driving while White is also dangerous!

Where are you standing? Players like Pulisic, Gooch, Yedlin, Wood, Gyau, and Rubin spent large chunks of time in USSF development teams and programs, not in MLS academies. So far, the best player MLS has produced entirely organically is Matt Miazga, and he’s struggling to find his footing in The Netherlands...

A career backup, McCown fell to his death after the picture was taken.

Yup. These are my viewer.

Is this “Let’s forget some guys!”