Here’s an entire Jalopnik section dedicated to car crashes of all kinds, but of course that completely refutes your statement above so you’ll either ignore it or move goalposts.

I’m sorry, do you think that unions only work through public statements? You harangued the writer for not providing reasons why it took the prosecutor 15 months to charge the cop (as if that information was in a public ledger somewhere) and then you claim the union would never defend the guy?

The delay in prosecution happened because he’s a cop. His continued employment whilst he sat at home eating doritos happened because he was a cop. He has a long history of driving offences, which would have got him fired in any other job where he had to drive a car regularly, but didn’t, because he was a cop. You’re a…

If an accountant did this they’d have been charged within days, immediately fired, and would have been in jail for months at this point, you absolute meathead.

The mental gymnastics on display here are just wild.

Well, two months ago they did in fact report on the woman who blasted her Mercedes through an intersection at 90ish MPH, so yeah.

The idea that the police union would really go to the mat to protect this officer after something so egregious and indefensible, while off duty, doesn’t pass the smell test either.

“The idea that the police union would really go to the mat to protect this officer after something so egregious and indefensible, while off duty, doesn’t pass the smell test either.”

Fun fact: I used to work at an independent Jaguar shop. You can get the pan on and off without removing the transmission. Once we figured out how, we stopped charging full boat for the job. Bet your mechanic knew how as well, still charged full price, *and* left the oil out.

Midnight Purple R34 GTR

Wipe your chin. It’s embarrassing.

Believe it or not, I have seen them used. I probably should have bought a lottery ticket...

Please Elon Deliver One S

Some More Users Giving Best Assistance So Tesla Ascends Research Development

Touched by Elon? Methinks he’d be happier in Malaysia, amirite?

The way things are going for him I’m sure “touched by an Elon” is exactly what the new allegations against him are going to be.

Knowing Musk, tomorrow on Twitter he will announce “TOUCHED” program for Tesla, all without crediting dudebro789 and claims “he dreamed of the acronym last night”.

Drivers Of Unique Cars Helping Elon