My first car was a 2000 Type R in Phoenix Yellow. Had a salvaged title due to theft, knock off aftermarket front seats, GSR rear seats, and pretty meh paint. Only 42k miles though.

New rule: If you are not from Austin, you don’t get to drive in Austin.

What shop do you work for? I’d like to avoid going there...

Correction: “The reason why we went with the upper tier, especially the ‘M’ tier, is we think we can earn an awful lot more with that clientele,” said Ian Smith...

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They already have police cats in Philly.

Those rear tires look more bald than Daniel Craig’s golden thighs.

The guy filming was filming.

From my experience, the people who feel the need to incessantly remind everyone that they “earned everything on their own” tend to actually be living primarily off their parents’ dime. The whole “entrepreneur” tagline has basically become a euphemism YouTubers and IG knobs use meaning “I bought all this stuff with my…

Is 60 hours supposed to be some ungodly number? My first job out of college was in public accounting, and even as a first-year, I averaged 75+hours per week during busy season, then about 50-55 the remainder of the year. Seniors often have it even worse, with multiple 80+ hour weeks.

How much orange is too much orange.

I’m Ron Burgundy?

It looks like the beautiful bastard child of a Viper and LFA. Please tell me this will be available in the US.

Oh, god damnit. This kind of “journalism” is the reason there’s are shortage. Yes production had decreased. Yes some pipelines are temporarily shut down. But the only reason people in areas other than the coast are feeling any shortage is because everyone is flocking to gas station en masse after reading articles…

Nah dude, I could totally buy a Ferrari by playing the penny stock game. Or if I feel like getting a bright yellow Gallardo, I’ll just get an engineering internship for the summer. Don’t worry about any of that “math” shit; that’s what we pay accountants for. So what if my dad is the chairman of the concours…

I first realized there was a problem with auto-lending when a lady I know who can barely afford her double wide somehow managed to get herself a brand new, fully loaded, 2015 suburban. I asked how, and it turns out she just financed it for 8 years.

Never buy a used BMW with DIY ‘M’ striping. It is highly probable that it had the piss driven out of it by an asshat wearing an actual ass hat, i.e. a BMW visor. You know exactly who I’m talking about. These people wear sunglasses indoors, pop the collar on each of the three polo’s they’re wearing, and leave their…

Never had an issue myself. There have been a few news stories about code enforcement driving around red flagging a bunch of car ports all over town. No complaints from neighbors necessary. If it looks close, they’d get out and measure.

Unless you live in Austin.