I came for stereotypical jokes at German humour, stayed for proof of stereotype of American lack of sarcasm awareness.

I just wish y’all gave this assignment to David Tracy for shits and giggles and linked his response in footnote or comments of this article. 

My take: sell cav because if alternator is dealbraker you don’t really want to safari it. Fix Camry. Sell the Ranger because it sounds like thermostat is not a beginning of this…

And I find it interesting that someone who’s apparently never held, used or unfurled a rope feels so entitled to schooling others on it.
Nobody appointed me. It’s just that you’ve extremely transparent. As a scout, climber, and audio guy (cables) I find it fascinating how entrenched you are in a position that is…

I’m sorry I wasn’t clear before and lead you to type out that long paragraph, so let me clarify:

The very idea that you’re making this argument sincerely is unbelievable to me.

Not “unbelievable” as in “odd, peculiar”, “unbelievable” as in “I literally do not believe you are this dumb, and just assume you’re too…

Noose vs new rope:

Just to support the absurdity - because of our reliance on coal, we import most our coal from Australia anyway. Which is clearly more patriotic than developing new industry at home.
So, um, thank you for subsidizing us, I guess? JK, it’s all pocketed by billionaire owners like Gina Reinhart, what an inspiring tale of…

And this is exactly what Germany has been doing.

For context, EU countries all had a choice: invest in renewable energy which at the time was more expensive and not cost saving at all, or pay fines.

Germany opted to spend more but on developing an industry over paying fines. In Poland we’ve chosen to pay the fines.…

Is this really a hill worth fighting for?

I’m from outside of US, and have most definitely tied real and fake nooses many times. For me it was because of rock climbing + scouting (it’s one of knots denoting function)+ yes, adolescent edgilordness.

But my point is that although I can believe the person who tied it…

Maybe it does look similar if you ever only saw ropes on pictures, but even then I don’t see similarity.

I doubt you’re not being festicious, but I’ll take a bite:
New rope comes coiled, and very last few meters is coiled over that coil so it’s all nice and tight. Should you pull on one end it’ll not magically turn into…

The wide eyes I got when reading the headline must be a feeling all too familiar to Florida residents.

Think of it this way: the algorithm induced confirmation bias bubbles these people operate from makes them say the quiet parts out loud.
As a white guy who likes shooting guns I really cannot stress how much toxic…

It gets worse. Cops use it as cover when they try to kill someone with tasers.

People die from heart attack while cuffed and after being tasered = they put down “excited delirium” as both fake cause of death to clear taser use, as well handy excuse for why tf they were tasering a cuffed person to begin with.

“I’ll begin a project that is going to require me to renew my German passport and learn about interior design. More on this, soon (and yes, that was intentionally cryptic).”

Let the guessing games begin:

Reversing Tony Halik Jeep trip but in an your holy grail Cherokee converted to overlanding, this time from Toledo…

Glass houses.
I’ve had to pause 5 non-media on Jalopnik before reading this piece. At least it’s not a slideshow, I guess?

Maybe they’ll pay for it with money stolen via civil forfeiture robberies.

Now imagine like 20-100 of them starting in the night before someone attacks your settlement. 

Does “normally” apply here? Last time such scale of protests was in front of WH, it was Nixon and he had the balls to go out and talk with protesters.
Whereas #45 called on his militia supporters and then used CS against priests to storm a church for a photo.

We’re waaay past “normal”.

I wonder - here, we circumvent such rules using your military. Would it work the other way, getting them to ship cars as personal vehicles when they get back to US from European bases?

“The exception is off road capability at this price point. It is just objectively bad on road, comfortability, fuel economy, emissions, and on and on.”

Well... yeah. That’s the whole point of it, that’s the role it survived in all these years. The third car of a family living in area with regular snow-ins, used almost…

Yeah, there’s money in it:

CZ had a better AK-47 variant, check out Grot platform: