Keep digging, look up his first name.

It gets better. As per article linked below by VadGTI:

And also while the Mahindra is definitely 100% cribbing the CJ, as the dimensions might be different, but overall proportions seem the same, the description of the key similarities... is waaay too vague.

Clarkson, and i say this with full appreciation for that car-loving goof that looks like a political cartoonist caricature of himself, has been 60+ ever since he turned 25.

You wrote all that in response to “ok boomer” and have the (saggy) balls to call them whiny?

Ok Boomer.

NGL, this is freaking awesome. As long as they drive on the roads, at least this is easier to overtake than an SUV, and puts a smile on my face (since I don’t have to deal with them doing U-turns from right lane with no signalling).

Reminds me of an ad I’ve seen a while ago (paraphrased and translated):

Except every time it needs parts - you’ll be off to calling every scrapyard in the state, mechanics will think of any excuse to not work on it, and by now your concern is not just wear and tear and corrosion - but the decomposition of plastic.
Want a reliable car for 3k? Buy a 90-’00s Corolla E11/E12.

No, but you know what is? Plugging Popeye’s Chicken Sandwich! And Autoplay!

I’ll soon have for sale a non-crackhead-owned 1997 Toyota Corolla with 143k on odo in a lovely Roadrunner-blue, and I was hesitant to put it out for 2,5k. Even though I use currency with exchange rate 0,26 to USD.

This is exactly the sort of CP I’d expect from a current owner of the most Beige car made in 1986, hall of…

Next for defenestration: whoever is responsible for the auto-play bandwidth thievery.

The real problem is making car the size of Skoda Yeti on the outside and Opel Corsa on the inside, slapping some plastic panels on the body and claiming it’s geared for Adventure!
Same story as Citroen Cactus. Looks pretty on pictures, but as soon as you try to fit inside the idiocy of the entire concept kicks in.

Oh but the owner sells it shortly after replacing turbo and transmission!
Which is such a non-red-flag. He just wanted to get it out of the way for the next owner.

That shovel... lets put some mineral oil on that shaft and see what happens.

Dear lord. PSA and Jeep partnering to finally beat Tesla in self-immolating numbers and taking the crown for hilarious unreliability from Alfa Romeo?

Both companies make gorgeous cars, but they also share the same weak area. This will be the worst thing in automotive since the auto-play videos on Jalopnik.

Neural: depends, does the site have some goddamned auto-play videos? If so, I’m automatically turned off, any my script blockers will probably mess with the content... 

Nah, gotta buy a car with internal size of a compact, handling and mileage worse than that of a delivery truck because adventure!

I am one.
Not for that much dough though.

In that car it doesn’t have the utility of torque, and at that price it sure doesn’t have the economy.

Sorry, the only flex I can think of is to re-enable Ad-Block and Script blocker until the auto-play videos go away.

I see we’ve reached a middle ground where they’re off to the side and muted, because nobody cares, but still use up bandwidth to pad “views”. Buy some bots like everyone else does and make an announcement…

“Once”. Try “if”.