If only condoms were available in North Carolina.

This nigga mad! LOL

Their city-ist website is literally called Gothamist lol!

These black mass shooters are really coming out of the woodwork lately! 

All the pressure is on the guy to perform. All the chicks have to do is lay there.

A drunk feminist harpie goes to jail. You love to see it!

According to the FBI’s homicide data, Black on White murder is nearly twice as common as White on Black murder.

LOL! Hollywood writers make six figures sitting at cafes, typing on their laptops. Guess no matter how good you have it, you always want more.

Looking at you, Austin!

Celebrities are so damaged and narcissistic they’ll go on a press tour to promote their medical diagnosis. They get called a hero for achieving absolutely nothing, and the ego boost temporarliy fills the hole inside them. LOL!

Flounder’s eyes are on opposite sides of its body, yet they’re still closer together than Ariel’s.

I remember incels! Weren’t they the group everyone was scared of being shot by before mass shootings became a tranny thing?

Writers should take whatever pay they can get before ScriptGPT makes them obsolete in 5-10 years.

One gun for each of its genders.

So, the assumption is that by accepting students only on merit, they’d end up with a mostly white student body. What does that tell you?

Dr. Lizardo’s Smashable Score: 7/10

MeN aRe ScAreD wOmEn wIlL LaUgH aT tHeM. WoMeN aRe ScArEd MeN WilL MurDeR tHeM.

Was the storm trans too?

Teachers: “We don’t like the GOP not allowing us to teach kids. So, we’re going on strike and refusing to teach kids!”

Took Disney long enough to realize gay don’t pay. It only took their stock prices plummeting to historic lows, prompting massive layoffs for them to figure it out.