Dr. Lizardo’s Smashable Scores: Pink: 2/10,Doja Cat 3/10, Hannah Godwin, 8/10 Bebe Rexha 10/10 God DAYUM Staten Island bitches is THICK, Heidi Klum, 6/10, Todrick Hall 0/10 NO HOMO, Ice Spice 7/10, Madison Beer 8/10, Caelynn 7/10, Phoebe Bridgers 5/10, Niki Glaser 7/10

Bring back booth babes!

Wealth is the ultimate medicine.

Looking forward to the follow-up article tomorrow about how this was the fault of internalized toxic masculinity.

The virginity is strong with this one.

The lyin’ ass ho walked back her allegations:

Dr. Lizardo’s smashable scores, in order from left to right: 5, 6, 7, 4. 

Gay don’t pay!

Anyone notice how it’s only right wing nutjobs commiting arson? Liberals aren’t out there firebombing abortion centers. Oh wait, they totally are:

How’s that flag button been working? Oh, it’s not? LOL

Anyone notice how it’s only right wing nutjobs commiting arson? Liberals aren’t out there firebombing abortion centers. Oh wait, they totally are:

Victimhood culture completely relies on spurious correlations.

Actions have consequences, even for black celebrities.

I always suspected Judge Judy was a muff muncher.

I preordered tickets for the whole family to prove how not racist we are, even though we don’t know any black folks. Maybe we’ll meet some at the theater!

Woketarf Star Wars fans upon learning the actor who played Jar Jar is in fact Black:

Classism AND racism! Impressive. Althought I’m disappointed you weren’t able to shoehorn in some ageism too.

Anyone notice how arson only seems to come from the right? Liberals aren’t out there firebombing abortion centers. Oh wait, they totally are:

Well that sucks. Guess he’ll have to stand for the anthem now.

4/10. Pass, not smash.