Jimmy Kimmel summed it up neatly:

I love that the arguments “for” Trump’s next term not being awful are to claim that he’s not really going to do all of the stuff that he campaigned on doing... Sure, if he doesn’t do the stupid stuff he said he would do, then I guess I won’t criticize him for that, but what’s the point of campaigns where candidates…

They tried to repeal Obamacare, McCain saved it.

“Airplanes are way less forgivable than cars” Well, unless said car is hit by a plane

He could always get a job. I hear Walmart pays greeters like $15 an hour.

That’s exactly what he deserves...

Someone did this with glitter bombs some years ago, didn’t they?

Booby trapping your property with explosives would likely result in felony charges.  Just follow Mark Rober’s lead and make some stink/glitter bomb packages.

I am a cultured snow bird from New Jersey, thank you very much, and it will be Old Blue Eyes. 

God damn, how suitcases and/or bodies could one fit in that trunk?  6?  Biggest trunk I’ve ever seen.

Apply the law.  I am so fucking sick of billionaires and celebs and uber rich assholes pulling shit that the rest of us get the book thrown at us for.  He lied on his form?  Pull his citizenship.  He knew he was lying....then his political contributions are illegal.  Prosecute him.

My kid is in school in Queens; this is absolutely 100% the parents’ fault. There is rarely any need to drive your kids in the first place: https://steinhardt.nyu.edu/research-alliance/research/spotlight-nyc-schools/how-far-do-nyc-students-travel-get-school

I have no sympathy for parents like this.  Park around the block and walk to the front of the school to get your kid.  It’s pure selfishness.

Maybe we don’t need to drop out little darlings off directly at the school’s door. I get that not every family lives where it’s possible for them to get their kids to school on foot or bike, where school bus service (for public schools) might be inconvenient, and that some kids are a little young to send them on…

Jalopnik was sold to Static Media, the same outfit that previously picked up The Takeout from the vultures of J/O Media. They no longer have a comment section, so I wouldn’t be surprised if this place goes the same way.

Yeah, except now the Gizmodo comment section is a right-wing troll shitshow. It ain’t what it used to be.

Gizmodo was sold, eventually dropped Kinja, and now has a new way to comment.  History was lost, but, meh.

We all know that’s impossible.

Or you know, fix the whole cop situation....

musk is a fucking POS and you should never give him any of your hard earned money.