And it’s magically an F-16 now.

Is this how you know it’s Polish? Who is that?

At least he got the color right(insert eye roll here)......

As a Polish Chicago native I believe I can make a Polish joke.

Musk has previously said he would be “shocked” if Tesla cannot achieve full self-driving capabilities by the end of this year.

My wife and I decided to stop riding and sell our bikes. It’s just gotten to dangerous and everyday we see people running lights and driving recklessly. We were in a fairly bad accident about a year ago in my truck and still recovering. I don’t want to think about how bad it would be if we were on our bikes. As much…

Worth it just as a place to store my Gray Poupon.

Have yer star but don’t call me Shirley

Cruise ship tourists suck ass. They don’t stay in hotels, they don’t eat in restaurants, and they buy a few meagre trinkets. In exchange they take up space, treat locals like garbage, and act like decidedly-entitled pricks. Cruise ship tourists contribute very little to local economies.

The tourists coming from Cruise are not the tourists you want. They dont stay at hotels, dont stay overnight for dinner and if you have been in Santorini, you will know they are shuttled in buses to the upper part of the island. These are not good for the locals. You want tourists that stay overnight and these are not…

Don’t get me started on unlicensed fucking hotels. Turns out it’s easier to make a profit if you pretend the rules don’t apply to you.

Then you’d have to draw a bigger circle around that and label it “people to whom you have to explain what a Venn Diagram is.” 

probably, but they will not even give up a buck even for fellow MAGA nuts. 

A towing outfit named “Gotcha Towing” couldn’t possibly be an ethically challenged business.

You think mercenary tow truck drivers aren’t also MAGA idiots?  I would think that Venn Diagram is a plain circle.

And now he is the ONLY senile old man left in the race. 

Elon is the only reason I don’t have a Tesla sitting in my driveway right now. I can’t be the only one.

It is indeed in bad taste to comment on someone’s physical appearance, but since someone isn’t born with their hair style: WTF year is this? Wadsack’s hair looks like Dollar Store Elvira and her colleague Griffin needs to lay off the Flowbee.

This is the most egregious case of government, uh, reach, I’ve ever seen!

Not at all surprised it is a Republican.