dudebra
dudebra
He’s a Republican level of weird.
“Senator! Senator! You forgot your torches and robes!”
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Jackass was stupid and dangerous but often made me laugh harder than I’ve ever laughed. If drunk uncle starts whining about “men” fighting women in the Olympics, show him this gem.
I missed that one. Blair Witch, in space?
It’s EuroDisney or bust for me!
Has anyone seen Apollo 13?
Pouring a little vodka on them might work...
Mechanical fail-safe switches are not modern and just look unseemly. Stop being a luddite technophobe.
Obviously touch screens would solve all of these problems.
A lot of these coasters are in repressive religious regimes where my ways are frowned upon if not actively persecuted. Of course I mean Sandusky, Ohio.
Move along...
If this truck was on Mars, it wouldn’t have burned so fiercely.
Can it stop a tank?
Ramyeon is delicious but I expect galbi at the least in first class.
I bet the heads of the IOC have air conditioned transport and luxurious accommodations close to the venues. The Olympics suck and it’s definitely not because of the athletes.
Probably still cheaper to maintain than an Italian V12 or gods forbid, a Jaguar. Good looking, understated vehicle with exceptional performance. Still more than I want to spend. I need to win the lottery or maybe get a job as Justin Timberlake’s driver.
Hit me up Justin. I can be in the Hamptons in a few hours and drive for you. If we get too wasted, we can call a cab.
I have some flight time and I treat driving like flying a plane except driving in traffic is far more dangerous than flying. The less distractions the safer you are.