I feel bad for the booker.

She has A GIANT FUCKING HEAD.

I was really hoping this was about Alito.

To be able to option one of these things from a clean sheet would be great. When I try to configure a Wrangler, I get 5 to 10 grand of crap I don’t need or want. Why would anyone want a 4G hotspot in 2024?

Does the Plymouth Satellite go faster than the speed of light?

I am sure that Turner D. Century approves this comment.

Loud pipes raise hives!

Streamers are reinventing a square wheel and the outcome will be less programming at more cost.

What about the tungsten cube test?

Right now I have Max, Amazon and Netflix. I have access to other streamers through a heavily discounted cable teevee package. That’s it. No more. I’m streamed out. If the streamers/networks/whatever the fuck they want to label themselves today want to cut costs, let me get a package where I don’t have Fox “news”, The…

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I shouldn’t tell you about bowling then...

Darts got in the way of my Tuesday night drinking league.

There is a definite degree of athleticism in golf but I always felt that any game where you can smoke and drink while playing falls short of being a true sport. As a matter of fact, I would argue that smoking and drinking are what make the game of golf tolerable if not fun.

Daewoo Dave?

Prius Pete?

He can meet other people! A kind of superpower...

That’s a fun movie.

Snowflakesayswhat?