Nice luggage. What make?

As long as you don’t fart yourself into an endo...

At first, I was like, ‘whoa that’s pretty cool.’

Michigan is Open Carry, no?

Nothing will ever be as good as Shaq’s repeated backward butt-thrust leaps without ever dribbling...

I approve that message, however must point out:

Yeah. You gotta change horse teams down by the Pecos, and the tar on the path will melt hooves clear off, near summer time in ‘Bammy and Arizona Territory.

By kinda gay, I mean two dudes cozying up at sunset.

hi

I think Nike paid for it.

Got his autograph on an American League ball in Oakland when I was a kid. Thanks, Tony.

I’m not for painting a head to make it look like hair.

Is there some rule that there can only be two sides in a war?

Which is why we didn’t have a draft during the “stop-loss” days.

So, recipes are “hacks?”

Are they thinking about doing a Doesn’t Look Like a Nissan trimline?

Time’s up on the cute little beard.

Or, they didn’t. Depends on whether you know what you’re talking about.

Fuck this shit—I’m going back to picking lineups.