Well thank God we have Aaron Moorehead on that wall at night, letting everyone at Texas A&M Football sleep safe and sound.

I actually feel good about this next generation of young people. They can evidently spell “without further ado” correctly.

Jesus Christ pal, if it were a “really good tool for finding criminals and solving crimes” then it would have been able to solve a $50 chicken-wing caper in thirty seconds flat.

Let’s cut the guy some slack on his day off. It’s not easy being a St. Louis policeman.

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I see what you’re saying, but I still think it’s a struggle. People engage in behaviors all the time that they know full well are self-destructive, but they can’t figure out how to stop. Take it from someone who used to weigh 296 pounds. You know, full damn well, that you shouldn’t be putting that Big Mac in your…

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Spoiler for the end of the series:

Very much on board with this STRONG take. Madeleine you’ve made a fan for life.

Bear: [reads ingredients]

I’m a family law attorney, and my office has been up in arms about this all week.

That’s about five of the 31 flavors of bullshit right there.

Am I the only one this bugged? Drogon gets his ass handed to him by a few spear-toting hooligans? In my day, you had to roll a straight-up 20 with an enchanted pole-ax to even graze one of these bastards.. spears. pshh.

Yeah, well, you know, that’s just, like, your opinion, man.

* Rob: Oregon Trail was a game you were supposed to lose. It's the Kobayashi Maru for second graders.

oh please. It's cheese on bread. of course it's fucking appetizing.

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McMahon deserves some credit for that response though. He called Carlisle out on his bullshit.

"How could you let that guy in the building?" - Assistant Manager, Red Lobster