Listen I don’t like Barstool but I’ve heard stories about how you begged Portnoy to hire you back in the day, dis true?

Honestly though when your profession is your arm, maybe you shouldn’t be tossing around prop spears in your free time.

Maybe if Ketchup actually campaigned in the Midwest then it would have won.

Michael Jordan’s favorite word to use on the court was “Faggot”, yet people are still like “omg he’s the greatest.”

Has there ever been a good water level in any game? It’s always the worst one whether it’s Mario or another franchise.

I remember in college when I dropped $70 on 50GB 😔

I remember in college when I dropped $70 on 50GB 😔

Why can’t wypipo and blapipo just get along?

Yeah, see this is the story that gets buried. Just because he threw a baseball well doesn’t excuse him from murder. They’re planning on building a statue, all while ignoring that he was high as shit on coke and killed two other people.

You know what would have been awesome? If Fernandez didn’t decide to snort an asston of cocaine and then drive his boat.

Um, this “trailer” is 14 minutes of absolutely nothing happening with a slow zoom.

I went to one White Sox game this year. Attendance is so bad that yesterday I got an email from them offering two free tickets if I complete a survey. I will not complete the survey because I’d rather not go to that dumpster fire of a team and stadium. Probably the worst stadium in the majors, equal with Detroit.

Meanwhile D.Va has inspired gamers to continue chugging Mountain Dew and housing bags of Doritos.

Well if there’s a draft I guess I’m trans.

Sounds like he claimed defeet.

This is nice and all, but if I want an actual lunch break, it’s unpaid. So I work through lunch and have it at my desk so you know, I can get money and not have to spend more time at the office. And at $12 an hour working a temp job I desperately need the cash.

Have you hung out with Kaepernick? How do we know that he’s not a douche that has absolutely tanked multiple interviews because of his personality?

“limited due to declining health”

“It’s unlikely Sandoval will get picked back up since he’s still owed $49.5 million.”

This letter was written by Edelman for sure.

That’s why I think this is fake. Honestly wouldn’t put it past Edelman to write this, I love him as a player but the dude is an attention whore.