Holy shit, I can’t believe this warranted it’s own article. Well when people don’t take esports seriously and people wonder why, this is one of the many reasons we can point to.

File this under “Cecilia Complains About Something She Doesn’t Like.... Again.”

#ThatsCub

After each win the outfield does a dance, it’s been a story for a while.

Please stop this unfunny bit.

“Nothing screams esports quite like some deflated balloons blowing in the wind and a lone family homesteading on some abandoned bleachers inside a tent.”

Uh doesn’t he have an agent? His agent should be doing this type of legwork, not him.

Was part of “The Process” to have your major players to be at some point injured and have surgery?

Hawk sucks and his homerism is vomit inducing.

Crean will go back to his old full time job of being Tom Arnold.

Wonder what people will say when this movie turns out to be good?

Has anyone seen Crean and Tom Arnold in the same room together? Just saying....

Please look at your articles on this site for the past few weeks. You’ll notice just how many “come out of nowhere” articles there are. It’s a trend, so stop being surprised by it. This isn’t some random person jumping into a boxing ring and beating Mayweather, this isn’t someone picking up a baseball for the first…

What’s crazy is that the Jets have to convince Hightower that they will be in the playoffs in the span of his career or contract, which lets be honest, they will not.

Neither I nor my grandmother competed for a spot.

It’s sad he didn’t mention his brief, yet tender relationship with Mrs. Garrison.

Admit it, you only wrote this article because Cuban complained to someone at Univision.

XP Farm you taste so good.

It’s legal because this isn’t real sports. It’s people with Cheeto stained hands mashing buttons. I just hope this guy can still get into the Mountain Dew Code Red Hall of Fame.

Yeah, I shouldn’t have gone to college and just devoted 8 hrs a day to Counter Strike, guzzled Mountain Dew and funyuns and I’d be rich by now. I probably would still be a virgin (fucking your Hentai body pillow doesn’t count) but it’s a small price to pay for playing a computer game in a near empty stadium. I coulda…