Honest question, how many more articles will you write today whining and being a sore loser about the Patriots? Like 5 more? Do you have a quota to hit?

Help America heal? Go fuck yourself dude. Hillary would not instantly become President if the Pats lost.

It’s so awesome to see how upset Deadspin is today. You do know professionally this is better for you right? You get to lazily pump out articles about how much you hate the Pats. If the Falcons won there would have been like one... maybe two articles on the site as the Falcons were one of the most bland teams to ever…

Yeah that didn’t happen. I grew up in New England and no one talks about eating clam chowder and certainly no one would ask where to get clams in Houston of all places. Fuck right off.

Yeah and people failed to note that 90% of Falcons fans voted Trump.

Your tears are delicious by the way. Read this and Lindsey’s articles today have filled up my mug and makes me warm inside.

“You are proof that karma is a great lie”

“Before last night, the last time Roger Goodell and Tom Brady were in the same building—as far as we know—was in a federal courthouse in downtown Manhattan in August 2015, each seated and silent, flanked by attorneys.”

I miss your foodspin articles, whoever does it now is garbage.

To sober up last night I read your articles and drank your tears. It was amazing.

I love that the deadspin writers are all collectively losing their shit because the Pats won. Fuck you guys.

“I created this word, and by created I mean that I replaced an ‘e’ with an ‘a’. Kiss my feet you morons.”

Garropalo would also destroy the Falcons defense so this is entirely unrealistic.

Bruh, they are movies. They are much longer than an actual TV show.

You’re kind of a cocksucker. If I had the medical records proving that you swallow gallons of semen I would publish it.

“Including the use of a medical chart that definitively described the seriousness of the injury and resulting treatment, was both newsworthy and journalistically appropriate.”

Honestly she kind of sounds like a cunt.

I think the real story here is that somehow pro gamers get laid.

Had the Grand Mac a few days ago, that middle bun kept sliding out just like the shit I took hours after. If possible I would just order the Big or Grand Mac without the middle bun.

I watched cricket on a JetBlue flight several weeks ago. I religiously watch baseball, I have no idea what the fucking hell was happening in a cricket game.