More like Lamecraft.

I think you've learned a good lesson about life. not everything is glitz and glamour.

they suspended it.

that sounds fun!

... so? I didn't know it was a requirement to play one of the games if you're Japanese.

STUBBORN: The Story of Refusing to Play Any Position Other Than QB

what does Kojima’s dick taste like?

Deadspin-ised headline:

“People think that because I verbally beat off to Fage, I’m paid by them. I am. A lot.”

They did not brawl again. They fought once and the second time people just stood around and did nothing. Misleading headline.

“Couldn’t someone make like an anime or something with this character?”

Also, “Michael Fassbender x Assasin’s Creed” ? would it kill you to write “a-n-d”? Christ dude.

:( this looks like shit.

I hope that when someone plays this and chooses him that they re-name him Pagliacci.

you know he probably gets tested more than anyone in the league right? they did the same to Bautista, Encarnacion and countless others. Hell, A-Rod probably pisses in a cup once a month.

“Today on Dark Souls 3 Reel...”

bruh trim those nails.

“gold-digger” would be the appropriate term.

“I don’t have nothing to hide.” means literally that you DO have something to hide. Let's just admit that she is what she is, an attractive women married to a grotesque man for the sole purpose of money.

I like how the reporter says that he thinks his own question is interesting.