This is going to be a scorching hot take, but merely bearing and raising a child does not in ANY WAY SHAPE OR FORM make you qualified to talk about the Trump/Russia allegations and wider societal implications on (what could be generously described as) a news program.

This is yet another reminder that having a child does not suddenly make you an expert on literally anything, and that the act of birth is something that literally billions upon billions of people around the world, both very smart and incredibly fucking dumb, have done throughout millenia.

Or.... you could..... I don’t know, contact Snoop and Shad and open some form of dialog. You know, to get a better understanding of their views and why they chose to express them in the manner in which they chose.

“Except a fuck dumb bigot” - Lewis Black.

Was gonna say a religious one, but you’re right, at the end of the day it’s still a dumb fuck bigot. Now with a popular excuse.

Or...don’t shoot at a car full of people. You don’t know if the passengers are there willingly, whether they know the car is stolen, or if they have anything to do with it.

Sorry not really about this, I am Canadian I have been sick for a few weeks with a viral upper respiratory illness. I saw my doctor two days after calling and while I was there the lovely nurse, seriously she is the best, informed me that the family planning clinic has been trying to get ahold of me for weeks to get…

Sure would explain that little grin on her face. Merkle is made of pure fucking steel, she’s not afraid of pissbabies like Drumpf.

Man, Trump is one creepy fuck. If he hadn’t inherited his Daddy’s money, he’d be a washed up, alcoholic car salesman living in Queens

Pictured here is the Leader of the Free World. Donald Trump sits next to her.

Every agency can investigate Trump Tower all they want, they will never find any intelligence in that building.

They should’ve used Lister’s two-finger-and-raspberry salute.

If they did, they wouldn’t say.

The Washington post reported that Chuck Grassley was actually yelling during an interview about how the justice department hasn’t provided any corroboration for Trump’s claim. We are already so far over the line of honor and integrity that I naively assumed from the legislative branch, but perhaps Chaffetz, Grassley,…

His Facebook page has a mention of an uncle dying; there are several mentions of Allah in the comments. Doesn’t confirm anything (other than I’m kind of a stalker, I guess?), but certainly adds some evidence to the theory that he’s Muslim.

Yes, you fucking jackass. That’s EXACTLY what I’m saying.

So the lesson is to send in 1000 drones, make the enemy use all their missiles, then send in the bombers.

Merriam Webster sez:

Definition of instigate
instigated; instigating

transitive verb

: to goad or urge forward : provoke

instigation \ noun
instigative \ adjective
instigator \ noun

Examples of instigate in a sentence

There has been an increase in the amount of violence instigated by gangs.

The government has instigated an…