The US has basically become the Florida Man of countries. All the other countries watch us with bated breath, thinking, “what’ll this violent idiotic dumbf*ck do next?!”

(a) Because people are stupid

i would imagine you get all sorts of old rock n’ roll memorabilia

Painting a bald eagle on your vehicle is a pretty easy way of telling the world “I will not be a fun person to have a conversation with.”

You’re right, Noah has been mediocre, which is why it made me livid to discover Sam Bee wasn’t even considered for John Stewart’s replacement.

It’s great when John Oliver is referenced here because it gives me the opportunity to say:

Megyn Kelly is still a villain and a despicable human being.

If Bill O’Reilly hates you you have to be doing something right.

This is not a “working” engine.

I’m pretty sure their intention is to cover up their own dealings and to use it as a political hack squad to go after any Democrats that are “inconvenient”. They have some big plans and are going to do far more than the Democrats did in 2008 - they know it is likely fleeting, and intend to move the needle as far as…

I have a a heap of the spare parts from the Subaru F1 race team for these motors, there are enough parts to build up 2 complete motors and also a number of bits to make part motors. For example a number of raw unmachined castings etc. I am a Subaru tragic so have a Subaru FJ1600 open wheeler from Japan as well. My…

And the HUGE inheritance she got, don’t forget that. She’s not some orphan off the street who pulled herself up by bootstraps. She was rich from the get-go.

We will eat shit about bnl and nickleback, but America broke beiber. We handed over a polite tween and America puked out what stands before you.

Uppers, downer, quackers. This kid has done them all.

Elvis is everywhere, man. He’s in everything. He’s in everybody. He’s in your jeans! He’s in your cheeseburgers! Elvis is in Nutty Buddies! Elvis is in your mom! He’s in everybody, he’s in the young, the old, the fat, the skinny, the white, the black, the brown, and the BLUE people got Elvis in ‘em, too. Elvis is in…

Canadian.

You can’t just keep saying shit like that and act like you’re right. That’s not how proving your point works, unless there aren’t any facts to actually back up your claim and your just making shit up like I called you out on. Again just because you point to a quarterly filing and tell me yeah “if I know where to look”…

“The only peaceful resolution to all this is for them to obey the Constitution,” he said, condemning (as ever) Obama’s abuse of power. “Read it, understand it, abide by it. There doesn’t have to be violence. None of that has to happen if they would just abide by the Constitution.”

Sportsers are currently outsportsing the Gameplayers by 3 sports points in the 2nd portion of the gameplaying segment.

She was 18. If you give it some thought, you’ll realize that “teenager” is a pretty solid answer to “why would you do something that stupid?”